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Mar. 12th, 2010 | 04:20 pm

I'm Elizabeth Rachel Moorman. Your first impression of me is probably a shitty one. I'm out of my mind. I draw super weird things. I listen to my music too loud. I use big words and it's confusing. Sometimes I slur my words together and talk really fast. I'm a big creepy nerd. I have wierd hair. My jeans are too tight. My last name makes me sound like a polygamist. I'm too friendly for my own good. Kids my age shouldn't be fomulating opinions. I sleep too late. I'll never have a decent job because all I do is draw, sleep, and write music and I'll never earn a living doing that. I'm great fun to talk shit about. If I dye my hair I will look like a whore. I need to stop leaving towels on the floor. I'll never be able to support a family. I'll never contribute to society. I need to wear sunglasses or I'll go blind. I need to not wear cutoffs or people get mad. I always forget to return phone calls. I'm a really mean person. I'm never quiet in the movie theatre. Sometimes I like to hit people in my car. If I'm not careful I could fall and die. Nobody likes me. I'm far too loud. Your day will always be more awesome than mine. I'm depressing to be around when I'm in a 'deep-ass' mood. I'm far too careless, and much too sarcastic. I have a sick sense of humor. Everyone thinks I'm a freak.

Life is good.

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from: jagucoal
date: Apr. 14th, 2011 05:47 pm (UTC)

Did you heard what Rob Matts said about that?

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